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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people get on cruise ships. They already fell for that once."
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"Be yourself. Except you, cauliflower, you have to pretend to be other food."
"What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive."
"You have 2,000 friends on FB and your profile pic was taken in the mirror? You couldn't find one of your ""friends"" to take it?"
"Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed"
"A man purchases a kitten, which he's having trouble house breaking. What does his friend say when he comes to visit? Your house is quite the cat-ass-trophy."
"I'll do algebra. I'll do trigonometry. I'll even do calculus! But graphing is simply where I draw the line."
"Stars! They're just like us! Gaseous and dying"
"What did Hitler's cat think of the Holocaust? It was purrfect."
"what has videos about it, is black and has white all over it a black fucked girl"