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Joke of the Day

"There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia. I'm not sure who to believe."

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."

"""Honey, it's time we talk to him about the roaches & the fleas"" ""You mean the birds & the bees?"" ""DEAR GOD WOMAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ROOM!"""

"Damn girl, are you a cigarette? Cuz I don't want you unless I'm drunk and one of my friends is already having you."

"[with my pet bird at the park] Hot girl: omg ur duck is so cute Me: *covering mr quackers ears* he's a mallard u idiot get away from me"

"I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy... I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not."

"I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners Cordless and with powerful suction"

"Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand... But I'm thinking of you."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam... What is this world coming to?"

"I love my wife My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deepthroat blowjob today. ""Really!"" I exclaimed. ""No,"" She said, ""April Foogargagggrraggggle."" That'll teach her to try and be funny..."