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Joke of the Day

"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car"

"A Segway segway Oh hey, speaking of Segways...."

"Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!"

"I wanted to share a joke about my asian daughter... but it's just not good enough."

"How do you know if you are drowning in milk? If it's pasturize"

"I had a dream last night that I was a muffler Boy, did I wake up exhausted!"

"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape"

"I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun."

"WHEN WIFE SINGING When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"What's it called when you get a boner on a movie set? A direction"