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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners Cordless and with powerful suction"
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"Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days."
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"Mom, you bought me the wrong magazine! This isn't MAD, this is DISAPPOINTED!"
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