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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand... But I'm thinking of you."

"I recently got a job in the fast food industry, changed my name to Fedora Everyone tips fedora!"

"What is a modern name for a store that specializes in the sale of pornography? A junk shop."

"netflix First comes netflix then comes chill next comes babby because mommy forgot the pill"

"How do you know your at a gay bbq? Hotdogs taste like shit"

"Roses are red... Roses are red. Violets are red. The grass is red. The fence is red. OH SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!"

"Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to ""defeat ISIS"" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical."

"Why does lightning only strike the French? Because it follows the path of least resistance"

"Beer commercials really overestimate how many attractive people live in my apartment building."

"What's long and hard and full of seamen? A submarine"