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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."

"Did you hear the one about the dude who married an exhibitionist? He saw his wife flash before his eyes."

"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A Padajuan"

"The moon isn't bloody anymore... ...guess it was only a short period."

"What makes men cheat on women? Women!"

"I told my wife we are all reincarnated, but MUST come back as a different creature. She said she wanted to come back as a cow..... .... then I said: ""You obviously haven't been listening""."

"You haven't lived until you've tried to make a bed and the sheets get caught by a ceiling fan and destroy all lamps in the room"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's R but it's the C they love."

"Why is your wife annoying? Because she is always jalapeno business."

"Everyone in my class is autistic What else would ya expect in the Hahvahd School of Aht and Desahn?"