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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."

"True Fact: If you write a suicide note that rhymes, it also works as a country-western song."

"How many things do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb"

"My bologna has a first name, and a second name, and a fake name, and a sexy nickname, and exactly none of them are your business so go away."

"I just said, ""who the hell is calling here at 9 o'clock at night?"" and I died a little on the inside."

"How do you beat George Foreman in a fight? Punch him in the grill"

"Why was the dolphin depressed? It had no porpoise in life"

"Sexual Pun Joke for Guitarists She wants the D...major. So I picked her up in a barre. Fingering was much easier that way. And yeah, the fingering was easier, but there's always strings attached."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? 1:""Why was 6 afraid of 7?"" 2:""Because 7 ate 9"" 1:""Ah very good, but why doesn't it matter?"" 2:...I don't know 1:""because 6, 7 ate. 6 was already a goner"""

"I like my butter how I like my family In bread."