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Joke of the Day
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam... What is this world coming to?"
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"How is being a pimp like being a farmer? You get some hoes and they get dough for you."
"My friend told me I didn't ""understand"" irony. But then he got a flat tire. Oh, the sweet irony."
"New York Sports"
"Why did Sally fall down the hill? I pushed her."
"Single people think marriage is just a word ... Once you are married you realize it's a sentence."
"If my liver was a person, it'd be Doris, the 50 year old waitress pouring coffee at the truckstop for 35 years & smoking since she was born."
"Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra"
"If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!"
"First Rule of *Always Right* Club--No Men Allowed"