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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for men with erectile disfunction, but they all seem to be handling it well. It's like all of them literally can't give a fuck."

"I'm having trouble finishing my joke about tree surgery! Stick joke here!"

"I went SCUBA-diving and my equipment malfunctioned. I was so mad... ... it literally made my blood boil."

"What do you do with a no-legged greyhound? Take it drag racing"

"What did the constipated math teacher do? Worked it out with a pencil."

"I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot."

"What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour? The coming of the Lord."

"Who doesn't like lincoln logs john wilkes blocks"

"To sick to work This guy phones in to work, tells his boss he is to sick to come. So the boss says, "" Sorry to hear, how sick are you ? Guy replies, "" Very, I'm in bed with my sister."""

"This election cycle makes me want to find a bar really badly... Do any 21st amendment people know where I can get a drink around here?"