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Joke of the Day
"Wife: I'll just have a salad. Waiter: and for you, sir? Me: I'll be giving her half of my food."
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"Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left?"
"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? ""automobile"""
"Sure he's handsome, funny, smart, charming and successful, but can he fit 54 M&M's in his mouth at once? I didn' fink fo"
"What do you call an Arab who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist motherfucker."
"Every girl wants to be swept off her feet It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out"
"What's the difference between a communist and a feminist? The communist wants equality"
"DEFENSE: Your Honor, will you allow my client to escape? JUDGE: I'll allow it PROSECUTOR: Aw WTF JUDGE: Let's see where he goes with this"