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Joke of the Day
"What does farm animal porn sound like? Brownchickenbrowncow"
Next Joke
"I just found out that the reptile I had sex with last night had an STD Now I have a dino-sore"
"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? ""Close the door! I'm dressing!"""
"I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals. We're famous for our airtight seal."
"If you had $1 for every time you've masturbated What color would your Bugatti be?"
"I was in bed with a woman and she said, I want tonight to be magical And it was. After we had sex, I disappeared."
"I visited a Blonde Doctor recently she diagnosed me with Insomnia. Don't worry she said it wasn't anything to lose sleep over."
"What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop? A joggernaut."
"Doing the splits is easy -- slip on the first snowy step when taking the dog out and let gravity (and panic) make you an Olympic gymnast!"
"[ouija board] How are you feeling? *board begins spelling* O-O-E-Y--G-O-O-E-Y What the!? A cheesy board!? G-O-U-D-A--G-U-E-S-S"