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Joke of the Day

"What does farm animal porn sound like? Brownchickenbrowncow"

"Are the readers of this subreddit mostly men? Who else would consider a couple inches of text to be long?"

"What did the southern gentleman say to the prostitute? Hello ma'am, what can I do you for?"

"I'm terrible at telling jokes... I always punch up the fuck lines"

"When holding my baby neice My Uncle gave me the advice of ""Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."""

"Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes."

"Running through a campground is impossible. You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC? A job application."

"There's been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed..."

"*Moses opens tablet* You have TEN unread commandments."