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"Doctor doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live! Be with you in a minute"
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"are you a broken air freshener Because you aren't making any scents"
"I saw Tom Hanks today so I asked him for his autograph. He just wrote Thanks."
"friend: have u accepted jesus christ as yr savior so u can be allowed into the kingdom of heaven? me: who all going?"
"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."
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"I have a superiority complex It's literally my ONLY flaw."