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Joke of the Day
"Little Willy Was A Chemist Little Willy is no More For what he thought was H20 was H2SO4"
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"Lone girl at the table: ""I like giving BJs but my boyfriend doesn't like getting them"" 5 guys in perfect unison: ""You're not doing it right"""
"Ever hear that story of the guy who scaled a building with only suction cups? Well he certainly was a **pane** to catch!"
"A strange woman was pounding at my door at 4am and woke me up. I had to let her out."
"Lawrence starts cooking Lawrence checks Twitter Lawrence smells smoke Lawrence Fishburne"
"Dear masturbating astronauts... In space. No one can hear you cream"
"Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor"
"What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney Today's TIL reminded me."
"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done."
"Boss: Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary? Employee: I am allergic to peanuts."