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Joke of the Day
"Do you ever get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be?"
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"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"
"""YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?"" - guy that just got a new kite for his birthday"
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer. Ash."
"Little boy blue. He needed the money. credit: Andrew Dice Clay"
"Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times."
"Why was the grandmother's license revoked? She had lost her fine motor skills."
"What Did The Egg Say To the Boiling Water? I just got laid by a chick, its gonna take me a while to get hard."
"What's the difference between pizza and a jew? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."
"Why can't muslims eat pigs? Because the Quran forbids cannibalism"