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Joke of the Day
"How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people? A big wave"
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"What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga? 'I want Samoa!'"
"do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can't stop so it's like eye masturbation"
"Don't you say that about Java. Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders"
"I wanna make a toast, to all of you. But i have no bread."
"I'm always right. I thought i was wrong once, But i was wrong."
"What's the difference between snow tires and slaves? Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness"
"My Social Life 404"
"Ladies, when a creepy guy asks for your # and hands u his phone, text REDCROSS to 90999 so he'll donate $10 to Disaster Relief."
"A 3-foot long chocolate bar is ""fun size"" not a 2-inch one. I'm not afraid to be controversial."