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Joke of the Day
"I'm always right. I thought i was wrong once, But i was wrong."
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"What does a Seal drink at a bar? Anything but Canadian Club.."
"A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan"
"We play GTA because it let's us do things we wouldn't even think about doing in real life... Like golf, tennis and yoga."
"Why don't women drink beer at the beach? Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... No Penis"
"What do you call earrings on a gay man? Queerings"
"My coffee tastes like the dishwasher. Makes me wonder how Carl's doing and if he still has that same distinct flavor."
"Did you guys hear the one about the mascara and the lipstick? The relationship was alright, but the make-up sex was amazing."
"A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks ""What seems to be the problem?"" She responds, ""Every time I sneeze, I orgasm"" The doctor ask, ""Are you taking anything for it?"" ""Yeah, pepper."""