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Joke of the Day

"mythical anciemt turtel that canot die has been found in the galapagos. ""dont worry"" says one scientist ""we wil find a way to kill it"""

"your laughing style Hehehe hahaaha ahahaha ohahahooo ehahahee"

"You're a big fat liar! And I don't believe anything you say! See if I get naked for you again!! -Me to my scale as I step off of it"

"Do you like him like him, or just Facebook like him?"

"You can't run a country like a business. If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!"

"What do you call an orphan named Rose? Self-raising flour"

"Most guys propose with a diamond but if you're really smart give her an onion ring that way if she says no you still have a snack."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"Mom 1: My son's gonna be a pro baseball player Mom 2: Mines gonna be a doctor Me: My son shows strong signs of being able to escape prison"

"How many elves does a german santa have? Elf."