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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between snow tires and slaves? Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness"

"If you play a NIickelback song backwards you'll hear messages from the illuminant.Even worse, if you play it forward you'll hear NIickelback"

"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."

"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""

"The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says ""who?"" but you still killed a baby."

"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little Nazis"

"My uncle came back from Scotland and said they found a new use for sheep... Wool."

"I tried to make a joke about coins But it didn't make any cents"

"A man was about to jump off a cliff... ...and before he jumped he said, ""I'm doing this for Jesus Christ!"" I think he took a leap of faith."

"Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs."