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"What do you call a hooker's fart? ... ... A Prosti- Toot!"
"Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go."
"How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, we have no time for humour."
"Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream."
"Roses are red, Vilots are blue Your title is English, your video should be too."
"I hate moving house... It means I have to go around telling all the neighbours I'm on the sex offenders register again. I'm not, but it sure keeps their kids out of the yard."
"The Air-force Cadets get Red Bull in their ration packs Because apparently it gives them wings"
"the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks"
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