201575
Joke of the Day
"What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga? 'I want Samoa!'"
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"What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy? ...an Oriental Rug."
"I got into fight with my erection this morning. Don't worry, I beat it single handedly."
"What's the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility? Concentration camps had survivors."
"There are many advantages of visiting Switzerland I mean, the flag itself is a big plus."
"Today somebody called me a model! Well they said ""poster boy for birth control"", but I knew what they meant."
"The Five Stages of Christmas Shopping Grief: - denial - anger - strong language - moderate violence - a lifetime ban from Toys R Us"
"I told a chemistry joke a few days ago... Unfortunately, I didn't get a reaction."
"I like my women like I like my panic attacks Ready to fuck me without a moment's notice"
"So a man walks through airport security... Man: Knock knock. AS: Who's there? Man: Alla. AS: Alla who? Man: Alla who akbar."