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Joke of the Day

"Who was the most well rounded knight at King Arthur's round table? Circumference"

"(Me playing guitar) 3: Daddy what's this song called? Me: Going Nowhere. 3: I know that but what's this song called? Burned by a 3yo."

"What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941? There's a little nip in the air."

"What are the two saddest words of the English Language? 'What party? '"

"How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad? They're wearing a SOMBERERO"

"Dentist pulled the wife's tooth, she cried. Dentist told her not to put anything hard in her mouth, I cried."

"She had soft, black hair, and big, brown eyes. We went for a walk. I told her I loved her. Now she's gone. She took off after a squirrel."

"The next person to tell me I should quit smoking for New Years is gonna be responsible for me breaking this year's ""no murder"" resolution."

"For your information, we'll be remembered as the generation who thought a fat Korean pretending to ride a horse was entertaining to look at."

"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."