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Joke of the Day

"The next person to tell me I should quit smoking for New Years is gonna be responsible for me breaking this year's ""no murder"" resolution."

"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."

"What's similar between an elephant and a plum? They're both grey except for the plum."

"Getting marriage advice from a priest is like taking your lawn mower to Burger King to get repaired."

"What do you call a nun that sleepwalks? A Roamin' Catholic."

"I'm tired of Seeing Cocks On The Web Said The Spider at The Nudist Camp."

"The bartender asks him what he'd like to drink. A time traveler walks into a bar."

"There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. So many lost Soles."

"Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell."

"A blackout is just your brain clearing it's browsing history."