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Joke of the Day

"The next person to tell me I should quit smoking for New Years is gonna be responsible for me breaking this year's ""no murder"" resolution."

"My penis was once in the Guinness book of world records But then the librarian told me to take it out"

"What's black and eats banana's? Apparently half of London"

"What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common? Someone that didn't take it out in time."

"What did the dick say to the balls? Hang out here while I go inside."

"I got accused yesterday of ""plagiarism!!!"" Their words, not mine."

"What word starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck"

"...Moth balls Have you ever smelled moth balls? . . . . . You have?...How'd you get the tiny little legs apart?"

"How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one :("

"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."