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Joke of the Day

"M.Night Shamaylan Joke When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you ""so how good was the movie?"" When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks "" So how bad was the plot twist?"""

"Why are trigonometric functions always women? Because they have periods!"

"A zombie apocalypse will be the only time you'll hear me say 'please don't eat me' ......aaaand send"

"If you love someone, throw your earbuds at them. There's a good chance they'll be entangled in them and won't be able to run."

"Goes to church to find God's love. Friendzoned."

"You all like dinosaurs...right? What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? ***A thesaurus***"

"A guy walks into his house holding a goat. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""What are you stupid? That's a goat!"" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"You guys need to leave pedophiles alone! They're just kidding around."

"What happen if a bomb blasts in a bra or a man's underwear?"

"""The princess dies. And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead"" - Bedtime at George R.R. Martin's house"