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Joke of the Day

"(Me playing guitar) 3: Daddy what's this song called? Me: Going Nowhere. 3: I know that but what's this song called? Burned by a 3yo."

"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Where you left it."

"A Ginger's skin goes... ""YOU... SHALL NOT... TAAAANNN!!"""

"Why're they called hemorrhoids? Surely they should be called asteroids? :]"

"Drills are boring."

"What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant? I've bean everywhere, ma'am!"

"Have you heard the one about the three bodies of water in Texas? Well, well, well..."

"I lost 189 lbs in one week. By getting a divorce."

"An asian with an STD he can't cure is herpress."

"There was once a very unlucky man Crossing the road , he got hit by a truck . Then on his way to heaven , got hit by a plane"