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Joke of the Day

"What are the two saddest words of the English Language? 'What party? '"

"What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter."

"A cream-filled doughnut and an eclair... ...decided to get a divorce. It's a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They're in for a long, grueling custardy battle."

"Just straight up LIED to my dog's FACE (told him his breakfast looked ""delicious"")"

"I've stopped dating this girl I met at the Diabetes Camp. Turns out she isn't really my type."

"Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women? Mace..."

"Freezing bananas before they go bad is a great tip I learned 6 months ago. Now I have a freezer full of bananas"

"I just saved thousands on child support by never getting laid."

"Dad goes on date with Carly Rae Jepsen As she got into his car he said ""Hi, Maybe."""

"Dog keeps sighing melodramatically. I know he wants me to ask him what's wrong, but I'm not falling for it."