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Joke of the Day

"For your information, we'll be remembered as the generation who thought a fat Korean pretending to ride a horse was entertaining to look at."

"You know what the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is? A drunk doesn't have to go to all those fuckin meetings."

"Have you heard the one about Ron Jeremy's penis? It's a real knee slapper."

"Refrigerator ice dispensers are perfect for those times when you need either zero or 5000 ice cubes."

"Starting a Psychofit class. Basically, I sneak up on people showering and chase em with a knife til they achieve their desired body weight."

"If you are reading this you are probably not blind."

"What's the difference between ""choice"" and ""choose?"" ""Choice"" is your ability to make decisions, ""choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"Want to know why I look terrible? Well, half of it is my mother's fault."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat."

"Every year I got an accident by passing the road on 1st April Cause, I thought that Traffic signal try to make me April fool."