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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Jim's make sandwiches? Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!"
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"What do you call a fake noodle? an IMPASTA"
"What's a porn star's favorite drink?"
"What do you call the people that always are around musicians? bass players."
"If Miley Cyrus really wanted to shock us at the VMAs, she'd show up in a burka covered in a snowsuit and slowly add more clothing each hour."
"One sneeze: Bless you. Two sneezes: Ugh, bless you. Three sneezes: Silence. Four sneezes: We'll never be as close as we once were."
"Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral."
"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"
"Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself? The somnambulance."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and stored in the freezer... ** Stolen from a TV comic I heard, to I take no credit, here"