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Joke of the Day

"My mexican friend told me he is far sided, I said so does that mean you cant see far away? to which he replied >""No, I *quinceanera*"""

"We're probably less than 20 years away from the first president to wear skinny jeans."

"what's a slice of cheese's secret fetish? mature. I'll pack up and leave."

"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer"

"Piers Morgan has taken a very strong stance against guns, and who can blame him? If you had a gun, you'd shoot him too."

"A paedophile, a sadist, and a Priest walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"Professor opened with this in first year engineering lecture: What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"

"If ""con"" is the opposite of ""pro"".... What is the opposite of progress?"

"""Eat right and exercise?!?... I dunno...seems like some kind of a scam, Doc."""

"I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station."