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Joke of the Day

"Interesting fact about myself: (1) my penis is not as long as a footlong sub (2) I'm banned from Subway"

"What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight? Go straight for the juggler."

"Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts"

"A wife gets naked... ...and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'"

"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."

"Does ""fear of commitment"" count towards a handicap parking space??"

"Mexican Magician The Mexican Magician says ""I will disappear at the count of three. Uno, dos..."" *POOF* And just like that, he disappeared without a tres."

"How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league."

"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."

"The mayor of Baltimore"