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Joke of the Day

"Anybody hear about what happened when Nietzche died? Oh, well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway..."

"If you're scared of butter... use cream."

"This whole Target credit card theft is a real nightmare For this reason, I only buy stuff with credit cards I find in lost wallets."

"I was gonna post a joke about you... But I just realized it doesn't mean anything."

"""Would the owner of a blue PT Cruiser with license plate 'CRUZIN' please park your car 300 miles from here and kill yourself? Thank you."""

"10 there are 10 types of humans: the ones who understand binary code and the ones who dont"

"What is a ghost's favorite airplane? BOO!eing"

"I went to a zoo that only had no animals in it. I exclaimed, ""Doggone!"""

"I'll never forget the first time I had sex That's because I kept the receipt!"

"The only word in the English language that is always pronounced wrong is........... Wrong"