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Joke of the Day
"Dirty thoughts... the life of a gardener."
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"Why did 9 bust 1? Because 6 8 9"
"What's the difference between a hippy chick and a hockey chick? A hockey chick showers every 3 periods."
"The world is secretly run by old men playing chess in the park"
"What do you call a nut? What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? My dick in your mouth"
"I finally figured out why so few people still have fucks to give ! The gangster rappers stole the whole supply for their songs"
"Why is it so hard to contact comedians? Because their marketing is a joke."
"Bruce Willis on a jetski, being pursued by a pug on a smaller jetski"
"How do you know when you have bad acne? When the blind try to read your face."
"All music classes were banned at my school... They said the classes encouraged too much sax and violins..."