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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"
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"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
"Bought myself a really tight fit bomber jacket the other day But once I had got it on it wouldnt go off..."
"Bert and Ernie Bert asked Ernie if he would like any ice cream. Ernie replied ""Sure Bert"""
"Did you hear about the useful kid who jerks off too much? He cums in handy"
"""Wow, it smells like *sniff* wait what the?"" *Rips blind fold off and sees house burning down* ""Omg!"" Narrator: The power of Febreeze"
"Dear math, I dont wanna help you find your ""x"" she left you, move on"
"Should I take something for my kleptomania??"
"What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common? They have lots of children."
"[cash4gold] Man in a coat: [holding gold bar] ""How much is this worth?"" ""It's 25 carats..."" [8 rabbits rustle excitedly beneath trench-coat]"