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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"
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"If you watch the Game of Thrones backwards a family overcomes near death experiences to reunite happily in a castle (plus dragons shrink)."
"Micheal Sam will have the most sacks in the NFL next year... ....on his face"
"My grandmother got my grandfather new pants and I asked him how they fit. He said, ""Like a cheap castle."" I said I was confused. He then explained, ""No ballroom."""
"9 out of 10 wives agree their husbands are always wrong and the other one just doesn't wanna talk about it right now."
"with all of Canada's recent Olympic successes ... I was just thinking that we must ... have been on our 'eh' game. YEEEAAAHHH!!!"
"What do you call an experienced Nazi doctor who treats animals? A veteran Aryan"
"What do Brits call a fleshlight? A blowtorch."
"The cashier at the grocery store just gave me an ""I'm cooler than you"" look. Dude I will fight you with this baby strapped to me"
"*goes down on one knee* One Knee: I have a girlfriend"