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Joke of the Day

"I hope the next Adam Sandler movie has a wacky grandpa who uses ""bae"" all the time so you guys will stop thinking its funny"

"A few minutes ago while I was lifeguarding, an old lady told me that I looked like a lion pacing back and forth. Now I'm nervous for my dentist appointment on Thursday."

"Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before."

"Did you hear about the stationary store? It moved."

"What's Shaking? Not Ali...."

"How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one"

"I asked my priest which musical instruments he plays. ""Mostly just piano,"" he replied, ""but when I'm at work I sometimes dabble with a little organ."""

"I like my women like I like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh *yaaaah*"

"I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it."

"Donald Trump..."