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Joke of the Day
"What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis!"
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"Wanna hear a joke? My bank account... :("
"I used to think I was a fast reader And I was quite proud of it until I heard about these so called ""9- 11 Jumpers"" who went through over 100 stories in 10 seconds ...Incoming repost comments"
"What did Eminem learn to defend himself? Marshall arts."
"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"
"Someone tried to touch my ass without my permission. Safe to say, I'm not letting anyone on my farm again."
"Why do black people have nightmares? The cops killed the ones that had a dream"
"""Welcome to the jungle"" Thanks. ""We've got fun and games"" Cool. ""You're in the jungle"" We've established this ""You're gonna die!"" Wait what?"
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
"No thanks ""protected account"". You can't trick me into following you! For all I know, you could be a vegan."