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Joke of the Day

"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."

"I just got back from r/Synesthesia It tasted great!"

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet."

"Why couldn't the blind man go skydiving? It would of scared the shit out of the dog."

"What's the convention for big-breasted female clowns? Silly-Con"

"Shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets. *Friend posted this. Gave me a good laugh."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. And one was As-salted."

"Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night."

"Grandpa walks into a drug store Grandpa: ""I'd like to buy 99 condoms."" Clerk: ""Why don't you take 100?"" Grandpa: ""Hey, hey! I'm not a rapist!"""

"Do you like Taco Bell? Then you'll LOVE real food!"