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Joke of the Day

"I used to think I was a fast reader And I was quite proud of it until I heard about these so called ""9- 11 Jumpers"" who went through over 100 stories in 10 seconds ...Incoming repost comments"

"What's a dentists favorite time of day? Tooth-Hurty"

"""These speakers didn't cost that much so I doubt they will work well"" ""that is a cheap stereotype"""

"How to lose 12 lbs in 7 agonizing seconds: Step 1: Make sure the wood chipper is all gassed up."

"How do you contact dead window cleaners? Use a squeegee board."

"What takes up 12 parking spaces? Six women drivers."

"I used to think no one cared what I have to say. Then I joined reddit Now I know it's true."

"Maturbating when hooked up to a heart monitor really gets the nurses running around. They never know if you are coming or going."

"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? A milk dud."

"I once dated an amputee. She single-handedly changed my life"