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Joke of the Day

"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"

"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."

"Fiance' works at an old folks home and said that they had the heater up to far all day. I guess you can say that she was... Sweating with the Oldies!"

"Who is the king of stationary? The ruler."

"A German man and his son walk into a bar... A German man and his son walk into a bar. The man points to his son and says ""Ein Bier bitte"". Bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve your Kind here""."

"If you watch Jeopardy backwards... ... it becomes a show where people pay money to ask questions."

"How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed? An hour after its landed its still whining."

"What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use? The colored one."

"Why do chemists go to the gym so much? Before they titrate, they need to get buffer!"

"How do you differentiate a basic bitch from a bad bitch? You pour phenolphthalein on her and watch it turn pink."