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Joke of the Day

"What did Eminem learn to defend himself? Marshall arts."

"I was at a gas station and I accidentally filled up my escort with diesel. She died."

"Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $1.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless."

"I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things."

"INSTANT KARMA, Get in on the front page gold rush; ""are jokes"" reddit is a faggot... ...2Bcunt in you'ld (you would love it) (to (too) be continued))..."

"Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical."

"Every rooster is a dick."

"What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns."

"Shoutout to rattlesnakes and condoms... Because I don't fuck with either of them."

"If you are American when you go into the bathroom... ... and you are American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you while you are in the bathroom? European!"