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Joke of the Day
"Why are spectators so happy with their jobs? Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
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"My illiterecy got me fired from the box moving company. I was so confused, I didn't know which way was up."
"Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there are Targets on every corner."
"[first date] Me: *sees he owns a cat* Him: Are you a cat or a dog person? Me: *maintains eye contact* *pushes cat off the table* *leaves*"
"I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t."
"Grandpa Always told me... Find a woman who is smart. Find a woman who is great in bed. Find a woman who loves you for who you are. And make sure none of these women ever meet."
"Wearing a pretty new bra today that nobody else is gonna see, so everytime I go to the bathroom, I flash myself in the mirror."
"What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? The chicken butt"
"What do Waitresses and Chemists have in common? They both need to check the table periodically..."