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Joke of the Day

"Grandpa Always told me... Find a woman who is smart. Find a woman who is great in bed. Find a woman who loves you for who you are. And make sure none of these women ever meet."

"If a kid refuses to go to sleep during nap time... Is he guilty of resisting a rest?"

"I thought my daughter was studying oceanography It turns out she was just a C student"

"did you the one about the girl who lost a cucumber I her vagina? two weeks later out popped a pickle"

"I woke up last night and there was an enormous black coffin at the end of my bed. So I gave him a cough-drop and told him to fuck off."

"Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback... I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him ""its not you, its me""."

"Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road? To get to the Otherside."

"Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit? It was a bad habit."

"One for the scientists of Reddit: What does a posh duck say? Quark."

"Worst name for a group of election tellers. The tally-band."