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Joke of the Day

"My illiterecy got me fired from the box moving company. I was so confused, I didn't know which way was up."

"want to hear me say something funny? well alright then....""something funny"" there"

"The Class of 2019"

"[NSFW] What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? The sock under your bed."

"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."

"5-year-old: I'll stop asking you to take our family to Disneyland Me: You finally understand we can't afford it 5: You should just send me"

"Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too."

"What is the difference between red wine and women I let the red wine breathe when I'm having sex with it."

"""I'm in your city"". me: ok. enjoy it."

"An Indian redditor gets an arranged marriage. He turns to his partner and says: ""Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"""