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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? The chicken butt"

"I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket He said ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"""I'm gonna make you so happy, baby. And then I'm gonna make you real sad."" - gas station nachos"

"(Me,after returning from exam) Mom: (Greeting) How was your paper? Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew."

"Godzilla, Mothra, and Battra all walk into a bar... The building owner must now pay $100,000 due to property damage."

"Apparently Pound Town is NOT a British dollar store"

"Why is a bullet like a gay man? When it gets it in the ass, he blows his load!"

"why was six afraid of seven? because seven beats his wife thoroughly and brutally in front of six"

"What is Trump's favorite movie? ""Octopussy"""

"Last night I had sex for an hour and 30 seconds. I love when daylight savings time ends!"