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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? The chicken butt"

"What did the porn star put at the end of their resume? Sexual references."

"What do you call a guy who has sex with bums? A hobosexual."

"Need a cure joke... Anyone? I need a joke that involves the band The Cure ... Anyone know any (or can make one up)?"

"The living can't communicate with the dead, that's just seance fiction"

"I have a pretty good memory.. I'd say its about a 9/11. I never forget"

"me: Go back! uber driver: Did I miss the turn? me [already in the front seat trying to find the station that was playing Taylor Swift]"

"HYPNOTIST: YOU ARE FEELING SLEEPY ME: kinda safe bet there HYPNOTIST: YOU WILL DANCE LIKE AN OCTOPUS ME: again, still no surprises."

"Insanity [insanity] (noun): Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results See Also: Going back to your ex"

"The pub manager is showing the new busboy around the kitchen, when they come to two doors. The busboy asks, ""Which one is the 'in' door?"" ""Let me show you"", says the manager, and 'e walks in."