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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there are Targets on every corner."
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"What do you call pants that can fly? Peter Pants I just made it up"
"I got my husband to marry me 51 days after we met. Today is our 20th Anniversary and I think he's still wondering what the hell happened."
"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"
"If a coworker has two apples in his right hand and two oranges in his left hand, what does he have? No chance of blocking an uppercut."
"In Soviet Russia... ...end of joke is when line punches *you*."
"Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? ""He wanted to be a hentertainer."""
"I just saved a bunch of money by not paying any bills cuz I don't have a job."
"Why did the lawyer go to the tailor? He wanted a law-suit"
"Why do Asian people never seem to age? I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197."