49968

Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to make a Venetian Blind? Poke them in the eye"

"You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I unfollow you. You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I block you. ""A Game of Phones"""

"*slips seductively out of shorts* You know what that means... *sleeps soundly for 7 hours* *drools a little*"

"What do you do after you've just licked the softest, sweetest, pussy in the world? Put it back in the crib."

"actualy the childrens story ""the three litle pigs"" is the first documented report of a wolf WHO CAN BREATHE HURICANES"

"Harry potter is the story of a troubled kid.... ...dealing what what an older man did to him in his bedroom as a child."

"[interview] My biggest weakness is that I'm too literal ""That's fine. Your resume looks good, welcome aboard!"" *turns to whiteboard* welcome"

"What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:"

"Nickelback walks into a bar.... So Nickelback walks into a bar, and there is no punchline, because ruining music isn't funny."

"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""