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Joke of the Day
"I'm not excel-ent in my job but at least .. I know my sheet."
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"Started as a twitter crush, moved on to twitter boyfriend, now he's my twitter husband. Honeymooning on Google+ so we can be alone."
"Why didn't the spaceship take off? Becuase it was astronauty"
"I can totally relate to batteries I'm not included in anything either."
"I bought a dog from a blacksmith today As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door!"
"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"
"Pore jew:( What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven."
"""No way."" -Jose"
"If you took all of the poops everyone on earth made in a single day and laid them end to end, wash your hands."
"What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"