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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"

"The fact that Gunplay pulled a gun on his accountant doesn't shock me nearly as much as the fact that Gunplay has an accountant."

"My physics teacher is the chord slope of an a-t curve The average jerk"

"I know a mathematician who can't afford lunch. He can binomial."

"If I hack a movie in Guadeloupe... Am i a pirate of the caribbeans ?"

"What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay? My zipper"

"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."

"If Osama Bin Laden really wanted to cripple America he'd attack Facebook"

"Me: theres a man outside fighting with water Wife: the neighbour? Me: yes Wife: is he in the pool? Me: yes Wife: again, its called swimming"

"The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations. Nothing beats his meat!"