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Joke of the Day
"I bought a dog from a blacksmith today As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door!"
Next Joke
"The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. ""Have you ever been x-rayed?"" asked the doctor. ""Nope"" she replied ""But ah've been ultra-violated."""
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak."
"What is Sherlock's porn star name? Benedict Cuminhersnatch"
"What's the worst part about swim-up bars? The watery stools"
"If you assume you make an ass out of you and me"
"Claustrophobic people are more productive... Thinking outside the box."
"How does a muslim close a door? Islams it."
"Whenever I use idioms in the wrong context... ...people look at me as if I'm as thick as thieves!"
"(car dealer) is the passenger seat also heated? ""Aww for ur wife?"" *imagines putting a fast food bag on warm seat after the drive-thru* yes"