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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a cop and a box of chocolates? Nothing. They'll both kill your dog."
Next Joke
"I asked my friend what he does for a living. He said, ""I cut the arse off a cow and cook it."" At least he's making ends meet."
"Whoops, I said ""fuck"" in front if the kid again. I am the Joe Biden of this family."
"What do you tell a worried guitar? Don't fret"
"What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese? Camembert."
"I'm glad I didn't go to primary school with Freud. I bet his ""your mom"" jokes made a few kids cry."
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One looks to the other and says ""let's get shit faced"""
"What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose? Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works."
"A child molester, a conman and a priest walks into a bar He then sat down."
"Fish sticks? Do you like fishdicks? Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth? You're a gay fish."