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Joke of the Day

"[Dark] What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."

"What did that cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"

"""Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? "" ""No sir I always walk this way"""

"I was at the bank earlier and an elderly lady asked me to check her balance for her I still don't understand why she was mad when I pushed her over"

"I googled ""where do ninjas live?"" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played."

"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"

"i'm trying to lose weight so i ordered a salad and i immediately got annoyed thinking about the salad i would have to eat."

"So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot"

"I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though."

"What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays? This is my last resort."