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Joke of the Day

"Nice try, Team USA. Not bad for a country that only cares about soccer for two weeks every other year!"

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"why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway"
"Grim Reaper: I'm here for the sole! Waiter: *whimpering* omg can I... can I say bye to my family? Grim Reaper: uh, no, the fish special."
"[1st Day working at Hotel California] Guest: Id like 2 check out Me: Sure! Youre all set! G: Thanks! [Leaves] Boss: Can I see u in my office"
"I'm thinking of starting a youth foundation... I mean I've already got like 30 kids buried in my basement."
"If your kid is having nightmares & keeps getting in bed with you in the night, a great solution is to go to sleep in full clown makeup."
"In what direction do five gay guys walk?"
"Knock Knock. *Who's There?* A Kid! *A Kid Who?* A kid who cant reach the doorbell."
"There were four cats in a boat one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !"
"85 year old Viagra user takes a tumble I've fallen and I can't get up"