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Joke of the Day
"What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays? This is my last resort."
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"Did you hear the joke about the gorilla? Apparently, it's not for kids."
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat? Skip"
"My garden shed door keeps opening and closing. Is it the wind? Yes. Am I going to tell my kids it's haunted so they stay out? Also yes."
"People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll. (OC)"
"What do you feed a disappearing cat? Evaporated milk"
"Dating tip: surprise your date by being a giraffe"
"What do you call when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"